What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
08.06.2025 00:41

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
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So they tried
What are 10 interesting facts about you?
Loons and Moons
No, not a chance
Still no good
Can I see some saggy tit pics and huge areolas pics?
Another attempt resulted in ...
So, the docs changed it to read
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
What was your best unexpected reunion with your childhood best friend?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Freaks and Cheeks
Still no good.
Just Forget it!
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Thumbs down again.
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Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Unacceptable again!
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
If babies could write, what questions would they ask on Quora?
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Everyone loved it.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Can you recommend a simple song with an awesome solo? What makes the solo stand out?
Nuts and Butts
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Minds and Behinds
Does turmeric help fight cancer? If so, how?
Next, they tried...
No way
Hysterias & Posteriors
Do foreign workers face discrimination in Canada?
share office space ...
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
When a narcissist mad at their new supply, do they take it out on the old supply?
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Then came..
They put up a sign reading
What are some tips for balancing chores, work, and family life as an adult with children?
No go.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Catatonics & High Colonics